Advertising Vs. Reality


Sorry but I’ve got a slight problem viewing this Online offering without some sort of sarcasm. With the exception of my wife, I really don’t think women like this exist in the wild. First of, who the fuck puts on that much makeup just for sex? I mean yeah maybe some red gloss makeup, but jesus this models is practically caked with Photoshop!!! and definately had some minor image transformations done ( tummy tuck click & drag FTW ).

Finally, truth be told… Who the hell is stupid enough to fall for this? “Hey I’ve got no social skills, I am probably scared of women in general, but this advertisement suggest I might be fucking this girl before the night is through.”